• I Still Don't Know What The Wine Stopper Is For.- Greeting Card (18135)
    • I Still Don't Know What The Wine Stopper Is For.- Greeting Card (18135) SKU: 18135

      I Still Don't Know What The Wine Stopper Is For. Inside:  Blank  4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for multiple occasions  Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection. 

      $ 6.00
    • I wasn't sure what to make for dinner...- Greeting Card (18130)
    • I wasn't sure what to make for dinner...- Greeting Card (18130) SKU: 18130

      I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don’t care.  A lesson for us all there I think.  Inside:  Blank  4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for...

      $ 6.00
    • I wish I was as thin as my patience.  Coffee Mug (40003)
    • I wish I was as thin as my patience. Coffee Mug (40003) SKU: 40003

      The "I wish I was as thin as my patience." coffee mug makes a perfect birthday, hostess, or girlfriend gift!  Both women and men love this witty saying and you will be the envy of the office.  Mary Phillips mugs toss out the underlying element of fun and attitude.  Each...

      $ 18.00
    • I wish I was as thin as my patience. (20213)
    • I wish I was as thin as my patience. (20213) SKU: 20213

      "I wish I was as thin as my patience",  cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is a fun addition to any party or luncheon!   Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event...

      $ 6.75
    • I wish I was as thin as my patience. - Stickers (60017)
    • I wish I was as thin as my patience. - Stickers (60017) SKU: 60017

      "I wish I was as thin as my patience. "This sticker is a fun addition to water bottles, coolers, laptops, or a great add-on gift. Mary Phillips stickers toss out the underlying element of fun and attitude. Each sticker is proudly made in the U.S.A., high-quality, thick, and waterproof. The...

      $ 3.00
    • I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232)
    • I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232) SKU: 20232

       I wish it was socially acceptable to say, “I don’t care” and walk away from a conversation, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying!...

      $ 6.75
    • I wish retail therapy was covered by my insurance, (30086)
    • I wish retail therapy was covered by my insurance, (30086) SKU: 30086

      The "Queen of damn near everything." magnetic notepad is a must-have for all those trips to the grocery! Keep the house organized and stocked with your favorite essentials with a beautiful notepad that keeps you ahead of the game. Mary Phillips Magnetic Notepads are the perfect essential for staying organized...

      $ 9.00
    • I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...- Napkin (20202)
    • I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...- Napkin (20202) SKU: 20202

      I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...but that was four hours ago...when I was younger and full of hope, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This emerald green and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to...

      $ 6.75
    • I would not waste away in Margaritaville - Stickers (60026)
    • I would not waste away in Margaritaville - Stickers (60026) SKU: 60026

      I would not waste away in Margaritaville. I would thrive. This sticker is a fun addition to water bottles, coolers, laptops, or a great add-on gift. Mary Phillips stickers toss out the underlying element of fun and attitude. Each sticker is proudly made in the U.S.A., high-quality, thick, and waterproof. The...

      $ 3.00
    • I would not waste away in Margaritaville. I would thrive. (30100)
    • I would not waste away in Margaritaville. I would thrive. (30100) SKU: 30100

      I would not waste away in Margaritaville. I would thrive; a magnetic notepad is a must-have for all those trips to the grocery store! Keep the house organized and stocked with your favorite essentials with a beautiful notepad that keeps you ahead of the game. Mary Phillips Magnetic Notepads are...

      $ 9.00
    • I would not waste away in Margaritaville....(20223)
    • I would not waste away in Margaritaville....(20223) SKU: 20223

       I would not waste away in Margaritaville. I would thrive, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the...

      $ 6.75
    • I"m not offended by dumb blonde jokes... - Stickers (60001)
    • I"m not offended by dumb blonde jokes... - Stickers (60001) SKU: 60001

      "I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb. I also know that I am not blonde.", quote sticker is perfect for all your gear. This flamingo pink and white sticker is a fun addition to water bottles, coolers, laptops, or a great add-on gift....

      $ 3.00