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I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us.- Greeting Card (18134) SKU: 18134
I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for multiple occasions Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 6.00

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I Just Don't Think, At This Age - Coffee Mug (40015) SKU: 40015
The "I Just Don't Think, At This Age, I'm Meant To Live An Uncomfortable Life", mug makes a perfect birthday, hostess, or girlfriend gift! Our girlfriends will love this witty quote. Mary Phillips' mugs toss out the underlying element of fun and attitude. Each mug is full-color, 11-oz glossy stoneware...

$ 18.00

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I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options- Napkin (20176) SKU: 20176
"I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options" cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! Here's To Breaking All The Rules! this pairs well with just about any decor theme. Both women and men love this witty saying. Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the...

$ 6.00

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I meant to behave but there were too many other options..- Greeting Card (18129) SKU: 18129
I meant to behave but there were too many other options. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for multiple occasions Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 6.00

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I Prefer To Describe Myself As 'Delightfully Difficult' Framed Art (10145) SKU: 10145
The I Prefer To Describe Myself As 'Delightfully Difficult'. 8 x 10 framed painting makes a great birthday gift, humorous co-worker gift, or gift for yourself!" Sometimes we are particular and it's good to just embrace it right? I love giving a custom gift that fits my friends' personalities. There...

$ 50.00

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I should be ashamed of my behavior. To be clear, I'm not, but I should be. (20204) SKU: 20204
"I should be ashamed of my behavior. To be clear, I'm not, but I should be.", cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This Carolina blue and white cocktail napkin is a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this...

$ 6.00

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I Still Don't Know What The Wine Stopper Is For.- Greeting Card (18135) SKU: 18135
I Still Don't Know What The Wine Stopper Is For. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for multiple occasions Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 6.00

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I Wasn't Sure What To Make For Dinner, So I Opened A Bottle of Wine- Napkin (20182) SKU: 20182
" I wasn't sure what to make for dinner, so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don’t care. A lesson for all of us there I think." cocktail napkin is a top choice for parties and girl's weekends pairing well with just about any decor theme. Working women...

$ 6.00

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I wasn't sure what to make for dinner...- Greeting Card (18130) SKU: 18130
I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don’t care. A lesson for us all there I think. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for...

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I wish I was as thin as my patience. Coffee Mug (40003) SKU: 40003
The "I wish I was as thin as my patience." coffee mug makes a perfect birthday, hostess, or girlfriend gift! Both women and men love this witty saying and you will be the envy of the office. Mary Phillips mugs toss out the underlying element of fun and attitude. Each...

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I wish I was as thin as my patience. (20213) SKU: 20213
"I wish I was as thin as my patience", cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event...

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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...- Napkin (20202) SKU: 20202
I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...but that was four hours ago...when I was younger and full of hope, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This emerald green and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to...

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