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  • I should be ashamed of my behavior.  To be clear, I'm not, but I should be. (20204)
  • I should be ashamed of my behavior. To be clear, I'm not, but I should be. (20204) SKU: 20204
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  • Best friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together. (20205)
  • Best friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together. (20205) SKU: 20205
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  • Totally Flexible - Napkin (20152)
  • Totally Flexible - Napkin (20152) SKU: 20152
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  • Just one glass away from telling everyone what I think. (20206)
  • Just one glass away from telling everyone what I think. (20206) SKU: 20206
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  • Day Dinker (20210)
  • Day Dinker (20210) SKU: 20210
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  • "I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb. I also know that I am not blonde." - Dolly Parton (20207)
  • "I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb. I also know that I am not blonde." - Dolly Parton (20207) SKU: 20207
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  • Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. (20192)
  • Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. (20192) SKU:
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  • And then the tequila whispered, "Say what you really think."  - Napkin (20193)
  • And then the tequila whispered, "Say what you really think." - Napkin (20193) SKU: 20193
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  • Nothing says, " I mean business" like a cart in the liquor store. (20194)
  • Nothing says, " I mean business" like a cart in the liquor store. (20194) SKU:
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  • If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a taco truck. (20195)
  • If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a taco truck. (20195) SKU:
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  • Don't worry, it's not a competition. We're all crazy. (20196)
  • Don't worry, it's not a competition. We're all crazy. (20196) SKU:
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  • Some things are better left unsaid.  Which I generally realize right after I have said them. (20197)
  • Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. (20197) SKU: 20197
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  • I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us - Napkin (20190)
  • I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us - Napkin (20190) SKU: 20190
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  • May the bridges I burn light the way.  - Napkin (20186)
  • May the bridges I burn light the way. - Napkin (20186) SKU: 20186
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  • Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver- Napkin (20189)
  • Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver- Napkin (20189) SKU: 20189
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