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  • Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. (20192)
  • Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions. (20192) SKU:
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  • And then the tequila whispered, "Say what you really think."  - Napkin (20193)
  • And then the tequila whispered, "Say what you really think." - Napkin (20193) SKU: 20193
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  • Nothing says, " I mean business" like a cart in the liquor store. (20194)
  • Nothing says, " I mean business" like a cart in the liquor store. (20194) SKU:
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  • If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a taco truck. (20195)
  • If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a taco truck. (20195) SKU:
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  • Don't worry, it's not a competition. We're all crazy. (20196)
  • Don't worry, it's not a competition. We're all crazy. (20196) SKU:
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  • Some things are better left unsaid.  Which I generally realize right after I have said them. (20197)
  • Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. (20197) SKU: 20197
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  • I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us - Napkin (20190)
  • I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us - Napkin (20190) SKU: 20190
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  • May the bridges I burn light the way.  - Napkin (20186)
  • May the bridges I burn light the way. - Napkin (20186) SKU: 20186
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  • Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver- Napkin (20189)
  • Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver- Napkin (20189) SKU: 20189
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  • You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise - Napkin (20185)
  • You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise - Napkin (20185) SKU: 20185
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  • Being a functioning adult every day...  - Napkin (20188)
  • Being a functioning adult every day... - Napkin (20188) SKU: 20188
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  • My favorite drink is the next one.  - Napkin (20187)
  • My favorite drink is the next one. - Napkin (20187) SKU: 20187
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  • If  You can't laugh at yourself, I will. - Napkin (20183)
  • If You can't laugh at yourself, I will. - Napkin (20183) SKU: 20183
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  • The Trouble With Trouble - Napkin (20163)
  • The Trouble With Trouble - Napkin (20163) SKU: 20163
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  • I enjoy a glass of Wine- Napkin (20160)
  • I enjoy a glass of Wine- Napkin (20160) SKU: 20160
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