"When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort Mission." is an 8 x 10 painting that needs to be in most ladies' homes or offices! Women know what they want and when they want it and that's what this painting represents. I love giving a custom gift that fits my friends' personalities. There is probably a quote that describes each one of your girlfriends, family, or co-workers to a T. You will get the best reaction of smiles and laughter when they open!! All you beautiful brides can knock out your bridesmaid gifts with this sassy painting series too! The best part is seeing their expression and reaction; you are sure to have given them something unique that they will cherish forever. Each painting is signed and comes ready for wall or shelf display. Custom paintings are available too! Just send me your quote and any color or accent specifications; you'll have a custom painting delivered to your door within a week! Message me for details!!
All retail orders from Mary Phillips Designs are shipped via USPS. Wholesale orders are shipped via UPS. We offer standard and premium delivery.
Standard Delivery is usually within 5 to 7 business days. Orders are processed on the first available business day after your order is placed.
We accept all major credit cards.