• Queen of Damn Near Everything. (18157)
    • Queen of Damn Near Everything. (18157) SKU: 18157

      Queen of Damn Near Everything, greeting card. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection. Sold in packs of 6 cards and 6 envelopes. 

      $ 6.00
    • Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To You.  (18158)
    • Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To You. (18158) SKU: 18158

      Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To You, greeting card. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection. Sold in packs of 6 cards and 6 envelopes.

      $ 6.00
    • Happy Birthday To You (18159)
    • Happy Birthday To You (18159) SKU: 18159

      Happy Birthday To You, greeting card. greeting card. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection. Sold in packs of 6 cards and 6 envelopes.

      $ 6.00
    • You'd be my emergency contact, but..... (18160)
    • You'd be my emergency contact, but..... (18160) SKU: 18160

      You'd be my emergency contact, but you'd likely be in the emergency with me so that wouldn't be much help, greeting card. greeting card. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear...

      $ 6.00
    • I need to teach my facial expressions...(20225)
    • I need to teach my facial expressions...(20225) SKU: 20225

      I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins...

      $ 6.75
    • Not as mean as I could be... (20226)
    • Not as mean as I could be... (20226) SKU: 20226

      I'm not as mean as I could be, and I want people to be more grateful for that, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun...

      $ 6.75
    • I Just Don't think, At This Age.....(20224)
    • I Just Don't think, At This Age.....(20224) SKU: 20224

      I Just Don't think, At This Age, I'm Meant To Live An Uncomfortable Life, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail...

      $ 6.75
    • Drink Responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink. (20222)
    • Drink Responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink. (20222) SKU: 20222

      Drink Responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying element of...

      $ 6.75
    • We put a man on the moon... (20221)
    • We put a man on the moon... (20221) SKU: 20221

      "We put a man on the moon 50 years ago. Why did we stop?"  cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Women love this fun saying, as we all...

      $ 6.75
    • I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232)
    • I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232) SKU: 20232

       I wish it was socially acceptable to say, “I don’t care” and walk away from a conversation, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying!...

      $ 6.75
    • Wine gets better with age. I get better with wine (20233)
    • Wine gets better with age. I get better with wine (20233) SKU: 20233

       Napkin- Wine gets better with age. I get better with wine, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This blue-and-white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Women love this fun saying. Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying...

      $ 6.75
    • Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body (20235)
    • Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body (20235) SKU: 20235

      Napkin- Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body,  cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This hot pink-and-white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon!  Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying element of fun...

      $ 6.75