• I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. - Napkin (20201)
    • I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. - Napkin (20201) SKU: 20201

      I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This vivid green and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun...

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    • I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...- Napkin (20202)
    • I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...- Napkin (20202) SKU: 20202

      I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...but that was four hours ago...when I was younger and full of hope, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This emerald green and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to...

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    • I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.- Napkin (20203)
    • I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.- Napkin (20203) SKU: 20203

      I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This gold and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying!  Mary Phillips cocktail...

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    • Please leave by 9 -(20217)
    • Please leave by 9 -(20217) SKU: 20217

      The Please leave by 9 cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This teal green and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying element...

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    • "I miss the part in 2020 ... - (20218)
    • "I miss the part in 2020 ... - (20218) SKU: 20218

      "I miss the part in 2020 when it was illegal to come near me.", cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This sky blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun...

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    • " I identify as a Perimenopausal Woman.,  - (20219)
    • " I identify as a Perimenopausal Woman., - (20219) SKU: 20219

      " I identify as a Perimenopausal Woman., My Pronouns are TRY/ME",  cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This sky blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss...

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    • Life is not a fairy tale....  - (20220)
    • Life is not a fairy tale.... - (20220) SKU: 20220

      "Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at mid-night you're drunk." cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This fuchsia and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Women love this fun saying, as we...

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