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      "I miss the part in 2020 when it was illegal to come near me.", cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This sky blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun...

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    • " I identify as a Perimenopausal Woman.,  - (20219)
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      " I identify as a Perimenopausal Woman., My Pronouns are TRY/ME",  cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This sky blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss...

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    • Life is not a fairy tale....  - (20220)
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    • I need to teach my facial expressions...(20225)
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    • Not as mean as I could be... (20226)
    • Not as mean as I could be... (20226) SKU: 20226

      I'm not as mean as I could be, and I want people to be more grateful for that, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun...

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    • I Just Don't think, At This Age.....(20224)
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      I Just Don't think, At This Age, I'm Meant To Live An Uncomfortable Life, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail...

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    • Drink Responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink. (20222)
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      Drink Responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying element of...

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    • We put a man on the moon... (20221)
    • We put a man on the moon... (20221) SKU: 20221

      "We put a man on the moon 50 years ago. Why did we stop?"  cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Women love this fun saying, as we all...

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    • To save time just list me under naughty  (20227)
    • To save time just list me under naughty (20227) SKU: 20227

      To save time just list me under naughty, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying element...

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    • On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master Card, on Visa!  (20228)
    • On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master Card, on Visa! (20228) SKU: 20228

      On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master Card, on Visa!, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlying...

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    • I'll be home for Christmas and in therapy by New Years (20229)
    • I'll be home for Christmas and in therapy by New Years (20229) SKU: 20229

      I'll be home for Christmas and in therapy by New Years, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out...

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    • I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232)
    • I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232) SKU: 20232

       I wish it was socially acceptable to say, “I don’t care” and walk away from a conversation, cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying!...

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