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Where's My Lorazepam?! - Coffee Mug (40012) SKU: 40012
The "Where's My Lorazepam?!" mug makes a perfect birthday, hostess, or girlfriend gift! Our girlfriends will love this witty question and will laugh at its truth. This witty saying will make you the envy of the office. Mary Phillips' mugs toss out the underlying element of fun and attitude. Each mug...

$ 18.00

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Who is this "Moderation" we're supposed to be drinking with?-Napkin (20199) SKU: 20199
Who is this "Moderation" we're supposed to be drinking with? cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cyan blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail...

$ 6.00

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Who's Going To Stop Me Framed Art (10173) SKU: 10173
I love giving the "The Question Isn't Who's Going To Let Me. It's Who's Going To Stop Me." 8 x 10 painting as a birthday or graduation gift!! We have such amazing ladies in our lives and this piece just sums it right up; you will probably need to get...

$ 50.00

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Wine and Dinner- Greeting Card (18112) SKU: 18112
If You Combine Wine And Dinner, The New Word Is Winner. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 6.00

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Wine Flies When You're Having Fun 16 OZ Wine Glass (19014) SKU: 19014
The "Wine Flies When You're Having Fun" wine glass makes a perfect birthday, hostess, or girlfriend gift! The bohemian pattern is an ultra fun style to have in the home or a beach house! This generous 16 oz, fuschia and white wine glass comes in a beautiful matching gift box...

$ 16.00

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You Are A F#@king GEM (18138) explicit SKU: 18138
Best friends don't judge each other. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor with silver foil accents. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 5.95

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You Are Not A Bottle Of Wine- Greeting Card (18118) SKU: 18118
You Cannot Make Everyone Happy. You Are Not A Bottle Of Wine. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor on black with white letters. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 6.00

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You Are The Party (disco ball) - Greeting Card (18136) SKU: 18136
You Are The Party. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor that both men and women will enjoy! Perfect for multiple occasions Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 5.95

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You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise - Coffee Mug (40006) SKU: 40006
The " You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise." mug makes a perfect birthday, hostess, or girlfriend gift! Both women and men love this witty saying and you will be the envy of the office. Mary Phillips mugs toss out the underlying element of fun and...

$ 18.00

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You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise - Stickers (60008) SKU: 60008
The " You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise." sticker is perfect for all your gear. This lilac and white sticker is a fun addition to water bottles, coolers, laptops, or a great add-on gift. Mary Phillips stickers toss out the underlying element of fun and...

$ 3.00

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You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise. (18143) SKU: 18143
You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor with silver foil accents. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 5.95

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You Slay (18116) SKU: 18116
You Slay. Inside: Blank 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" greeting card loaded with wit and humor with striking gold foil accents. Perfect for multiple occasions. Each card and envelope comes in a clear sleeve for protection.

$ 6.00

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