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Hairdresser Framed Art (10048) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/im-not-bossy-10138 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/2013_Bossy_frame.jpg?v=1552842234 I'm Not Bossy (10138) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/book-club-framed-art-10134 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10134_BOOK_CLUB.jpg?v=1554931385 Book Club Framed Art (10134) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/glass-is-refillable 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20168_refillable_website.jpg?v=1575416749 People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable."- Napkin (20168) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/a-wise-girl-knows-her-limits-a-smart-girl-knows-she-has-none-framed-art-10195 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10195_WiseGirl_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589215724 "A wise girl knows her limits. A smart girl knows she has none." Framed Art (10195) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/if-you-combine-wine-and-dinner-the-new-word-is-winner-framed-art-10182 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10182_DinnerWinner_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589216146 "If You Combine Wine and Dinner, The New Word is Winner" Framed Art (10182) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/people-who-wonder-if-the-glass-is-half-empty-or-half-full-miss-the-point-framed-art-10183 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10183_Refillable_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589217649 "People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. " Framed Art (10183) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/you-cannot-make-everyone-happy-you-are-not-a-bottle-of-wine-framed-art-10184 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10184_BottleofWineNEW.jpg?v=1589221458 "You Cannot Make Everyone Happy. You Are Not A Bottle Of Wine." Framed Art ( 10184) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/put-your-big-girl-panties-on-and-deal-with-it-framed-art-10185 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10185_Deal_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589221691 "Put Your Big Girl Panties On And Deal With It" Framed Art ( 10185) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/inside-me-is-a-thin-woman-screaming-to-get-out-framed-art-10186 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10186_ChocolateThinWomanNEW.jpg?v=1589223361 "Inside Me Is a Thin Woman Screaming To Get Out" Framed Art (10186) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/yes-i-am-still-in-my-pajamas-what-did-i-accomplish-today-the-kids-are-alive-say-thank-you-now-say-im-pretty-framed-art-10187 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10187_YesStillInMyPj_s_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589223728 "YES- I am Still In My Pajamas. 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Framed Art (10189) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/chocolate-comes-from-cocoa-which-is-a-tree-that-makes-it-a-plant-chocolate-is-a-salad-framed-art-10190 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10190_ChocolateisaSalad_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589225411 "Chocolate Comes From Cocoa. Which is a Tree. That Makes It A Plant. Chocolate is a Salad. " Framed Art (10190) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/to-save-time-lets-assume-i-know-everything-framed-art-10191 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10191_ToSaveTime_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589225623 "To Save Time, Let's Assume I Know Everything." Framed Art (10191) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/the-trouble-with-trouble-is-that-it-starts-out-as-fun-framed-art-10092 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10192-Trouble_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589226422 "The Trouble with Trouble Is That It Starts Out As Fun" Framed Art (10092) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/my-specialty-is-being-right-when-other-people-are-wrong-framed-art-10193 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10193_MySpecialtyBeingRight_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589226714 "My specialty is being right when other people are wrong" Framed Art (10193) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/hear-no-evil-speak-no-evil-and-youll-never-be-invited-to-a-party-framed-art-10194 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10194_HearNoEvil_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589226897 “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you'll never be invited to a party.” Framed Art (10194) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-think-senility-is-going-to-be-a-fairly-smooth-transition-for-me-framed-art-10195 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10197_Senitlity_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589227206 "I Think Senility is Going to be a Fairly Smooth Transition for me." Framed Art (10197) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/the-difference-between-bonds-and-men-bonds-mature-10196 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10196_BondsandMen_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589227506 "The Difference Between Bonds and Men - Bonds Mature." (10196) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/you-can-never-be-overdressed-or-overeducated-framed-art-10198 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10198_OvereducatedOverstressed_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589228870 “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” Framed Art (10198) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-make-wine-disappear-whats-your-super-power-framed-art-10199 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10199_Superpower_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589229038 " I Make Wine Disappear. What's Your Super Power?" Framed Art (10199) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-still-dont-understand-what-a-wine-stopper-is-for-framed-art-10200 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10200_WineStopper_FrameArtNEW.jpg?v=1589229167 "I Still Don't Understand What A Wine Stopper Is For." Framed Art (10200) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/never-underestimate-the-power-of-a-girl-who-knows-what-she-wants-framed-art-10201 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10201_GirlWhoKnowsWhatSheWants_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589229336 "Never Underestimate the Power of a Girl Who Knows What She Wants." Framed Art (10201) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/give-a-man-a-fish-and-he-eats-for-a-day-framed-art-10203 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10203_GiveAManAFisth-FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589229676 "Give a Man a Fish and He Eats For a Day.." Framed Art (10203) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-have-the-ability-to-go-from-sweet-southern-lady-to-crazy-framed-art-10204 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10204_SweetSouthernLady_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589229893 "I Have The Ability To Go From Sweet Southern Lady To Crazy..." Framed Art (10204) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/its-all-fun-and-games-until-the-wine-runs-out-framed-art-10205 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10205_AllFunandGames_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589230030 "It's All Fun and Games Until the Wine Runs Out." Framed Art (10205) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/southern-belle-framed-art-10206 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10206_SouthernBelle_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589230307 " Southern Belle..." Framed Art (10206) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-you-cannot-make-everyone-happy-you-are-not-a-bottle-of-wine-framed-art-10184 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10202_Margarita_FramedArtNEW.jpg?v=1589232565 Margarita Thinking of Me Framed Art ( 10202) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/margarita-napkin-20170-pre-order-available-to-ship-june-21st 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20170MargaritaNapkin_002.jpg?v=1655759355 Margarita - Napkin (20170) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-in-the-south-honey-napkin-20171-pre-order-available-to-ship-june-21st 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20172BestfriendsNapkin_002.jpg?v=1655759082 Best Friends/House Clean- Napkin (20172) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-m-on-my-cut-my-own-bangs-framed-art-10207 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10207_CutMyBangs_Frame.jpg?v=1642642891 I’m on my “cut my own bangs” Framed Art (10207) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-totally-flexible-framed-art-10148 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10209_Fitness_Frame.jpg?v=1642643852 "Did you know that 14 muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? ..." Framed Art (10209) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-in-life-it-s-important-to-know-when-to-stop-arguing-framed-art-10208 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10208_Inlife_Frame.jpg?v=1642643932 "In life, it’s important to know when to stop arguing." Framed Art (10208) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/framed-art-10208 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10210_AbortMission_Frame.jpg?v=1642644382 "When a woman laughs during an argument.. Abort Mission." Framed Art (10210) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-when-a-woman-laughs-during-an-argument-abort-mission-framed-art-10210 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10211_Rules_Frame.jpg?v=1642644894 “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.” - Katherine Hepburn Framed Art (10211)) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/for-every-drink-there-is-a-reason-framed-art-10212 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10212_Everydrink_Frame.jpg?v=1642644959 "For every drink there is a reason." Framed Art (10212) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/framed-art-10213 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10213_Fire_Frame.jpg?v=1642645382 "Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.” - Carrie BradshawFramed Art (10213) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-in-life-it-s-important-to-know-when-to-stop-arguing-framed-art-10209 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10214_Opinion_Frame.jpg?v=1642645796 "Everyone’s entitled to my opinion." Framed Art (10214) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-home-wreckers-framed-art-10178 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10215_Igolf_Frame.jpg?v=1642646674 "I golf…therefore I am not here." Framed Art (10215) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-golf-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10215 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10216_Golfislikemarriage_Frame.jpg?v=1642647575 "Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work…and both are expensive." Framed Art (10216) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-golf-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10216 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10217_Normalgame_Frame.jpg?v=1642647694 "I wish I could play my normal game just once. " Framed Art (10217) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-wish-i-could-play-my-normal-game-just-once-framed-art-10217 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10218_Goodshot_Frame.jpg?v=1642647942 “Good shot, bad luck......." - Virginia Graham Framed Art (10218) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-golf-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10217 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10219_Lifeistrouble_Frame.jpg?v=1642648912 "If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain..." Framed Art (10219) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-if-you-find-you-do-not-mind-playing-golf-in-the-rain-framed-art-10219 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10220_Youngandfun_Frame.jpg?v=1642649139 "One minute you’re young and fun. And the next you’re turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better. Framed Art (10220) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-everyone-s-entitled-to-my-opinion-framed-art-10214 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10221_DrinkResponsibly_Frame.jpg?v=1642649461 "To me, “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it." Framed Art (10221) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-alcohol-framed-art-10150 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10222_Alcohol_Frame.jpg?v=1642650233 "Alcohol! Because no great story ever began with eating a salad." Framed Art (10222) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-make-wine-disappear-whats-your-super-power-framed-art-10199 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10223_Justright_Frame.jpg?v=1642650601 “Too much of a good thing is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” F. Scott Fitzgerald Framed Art (10223) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-make-wine-disappear-whats-your-super-power-framed-art-10200 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10224_Makefordinner_Frame.jpg?v=1642650803 "I wasn’t sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine...." Framed Art (10224) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/do-you-ever-feel-like-something-is-missing-from-your-life-then-you-realize-you-don-t-have-a-glass-of-wine-in-your-hand-framed-art-10226 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10226_Wineinyourhand_Frame.jpg?v=1642651792 "Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life, then you realize you don’t have a glass of wine in your hand." Framed Art (10226) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-play-tennis-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10227 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10227_Iplaytennis_Frame.jpg?v=1642652263 "I play tennis… therefore I am not here." Framed Art (10227) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-play-tennis-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10227 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10228_Tempation_Frame.jpg?v=1642652608 "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. " Framed Art (10228) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-lead-me-not-into-temptation-i-can-find-it-myself-framed-art-10228 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10229_Iperform_Frame.jpg?v=1642652780 "I don’t sing in the car. I perform." Framed Art (10229) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-play-tennis-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10228 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10230_Iplaypickleball_Frame.jpg?v=1642652897 "I play pickleball… therefore I am not here." Framed Art (10230) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-play-pickleball-therefore-i-am-not-here-framed-art-10230 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10231_Housekeeping_Frame.jpg?v=1642653278 "My housekeeping style is best described as, “There appears to have been a struggle.” Framed Art (10231) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/the-answer-may-not-lie-at-the-bottom-framed-art-10225 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/10225_Answermaylie_Frame_b98d37ea-9bb5-408a-b688-006504628c69.jpg?v=1643856102 "The answer may not lie at the bottom Framed Art ( 10225) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/life-is-better-at-the-lake-20180 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20180-BetteratLake.Napkin-480px_002.jpg?v=1655758973 Life is Better At The Lake - Napkin (20180) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/one-glass-of-wine-napkin-20179 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20179-WholeBottle.Napkin-480px_003.jpg?v=1655758843 One Glass Of Wine - Napkin (20179) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/oh-come-all-ye-thirsty-napkin-20181-pre-order-now-ships-by-june-10th 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20181-AllYeThirsty.Napkin-480px_002.jpg?v=1655758620 Oh, Come All Ye Thirsty - Napkin (20181) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-meant-to-behave-but-there-were-too-many-other-options-napkin-20176-pre-order-ships-june-10th 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/products/20176-MeanttoBehave.Napkin-480_002.jpg?v=1655758647 I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options- Napkin (20176) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-if-you-cant-laugh-at-yourself-i-will-napkin-20183-shipping-april-14th 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20184_Napkin_Jolene-webpic.jpg?v=1683562690 .....it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man - Napkin (20184) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-may-the-bridges-i-burn-light-the-way-napkin-20186-preorder-shipping-april-14th 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20187_Napkin_FavoriteDrink-webpic.jpg?v=1683562747 My favorite drink is the next one. - Napkin (20187) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-my-favorite-drink-is-the-next-one-napkin-20187-preorder-shipping-april-14th 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/Functional_adult_copy.jpg?v=1738858905 Being a functioning adult every day... - Napkin (20188) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-being-a-functioning-adult-every-day-napkin-20187-preorder-shipping-april-14th 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20189_Napkin_Liver-webpic.jpg?v=1683562783 Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver- Napkin (20189) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-feel-sorry-for-people-that-dont-know-us-napkin-20190 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20190_IfeelSorry-webpic.jpg?v=1693330725 I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us - Napkin (20190) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/8-x-10-framed-painting-custom-you-pick-your-quote-10233 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/customartpic.jpg?v=1692215849 8 x 10 Framed Painting! CUSTOM- You pick your quote!! (10233) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-play-pickleball-its-cheaper-than-therapy-framed-art-10232 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/10232.Pickleball.Therapy.FRAMEDART.jpg?v=1692216255 "I Play Pickleball. It's Cheaper Than Therapy" Framed Art (10232) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-not-to-brag-but-i-dont-need-alcohol-to-make-bad-decisions-20192 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20193-tequillawhisper.jpg?v=1696872478 And then the tequila whispered, "Say what you really think." - Napkin (20193) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-and-then-the-tequila-whispered-say-what-you-really-think-20193 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20194-cartinaliquorstore.jpg?v=1696872500 Nothing says, " I mean business" like a cart in the liquor store. (20194) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-nothing-says-i-mean-business-like-a-cart-in-the-liquor-store-20194 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20195-tacotruck.jpg?v=1696872519 If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a taco truck. (20195) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-dont-worry-its-not-a-competition-were-all-crazy-20196 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20197-leftunsaid.jpg?v=1696872580 Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Napkins (20197) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/who-is-this-moderation-were-supposed-to-be-drinking-with-napkin-20199 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20199_Moderation-FINAL_a95c8102-52dc-40af-bcc2-4cd09380e0c7.jpg?v=1721665558 Who is this "Moderation" we're supposed to be drinking with?-Napkin (20199) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/so-when-is-this-old-enough-to-know-better-supposed-to-kick-in-napkin-20200 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20200.Napkin.KnowBetter.jpg?v=1704513290 So when is this "old enough to know better" supposed to kick in? - Napkin (20200) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-so-when-is-this-old-enough-to-know-better-supposed-to-kick-in-napkin-20200 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/EnoughCreditusethisone.jpg?v=1732600678 I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. - Napkin (20201) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-woke-up-this-morning-determined-to-drink-less-eat-right-and-exercise-napkin-20202 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20202_EnoughCreditNEWcopy.jpg?v=1738858965 I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise...- Napkin (20202) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-i-woke-up-this-morning-determined-to-drink-less-eat-right-and-exercise-napkin-20202 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20203Napkin.ChampagneLife.jpg?v=1704513681 I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.- Napkin (20203) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-you-are-not-a-bottle-of-wine-greeting-card-18118 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18118.jpg?v=1704771755 You Are Not A Bottle Of Wine- Greeting Card (18118) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/behind-every-successful-woman-is-herself-greeting-card-18123 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18123Successful.jpg?v=1707157414 Behind every successful woman is herself. - Greeting Card (18123) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/everyone-needs-a-friend-greeting-card-18124 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18124-Serious.jpg?v=1705283662 Everyone needs a friend .... - Greeting Card (18124) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/weve-been-friends-for-so-long-greeting-card-18125 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18125-BadInfluence.jpg?v=1705283371 We've been friends for so long....- Greeting Card (18125) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/a-queen-doesnt-hope-or-wish-she-decides-greeting-card-18126 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18126-Queen.jpg?v=1705283630 A Queen doesn't hope or wish. She decides. - Greeting Card (18126) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/of-course-i-know-right-from-wrong-wrong-is-the-fun-one-greeting-card-18127 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18127-RightfromWrong.jpg?v=1705283613 Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. - Greeting Card (18127) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/people-who-wonder-if-the-glass-is-half-empty-greeting-card-18128 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18128-Refillable.jpg?v=1705283582 People who wonder if the glass is half empty.....- Greeting Card (18128) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-meant-to-behave-but-there-were-too-many-other-options-greeting-card-18129 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18129-Behave.jpg?v=1705283556 I meant to behave but there were too many other options..- Greeting Card (18129) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-wasnt-sure-what-to-make-for-dinner-greeting-card-18130 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18130-BottleofWine.jpg?v=1705283531 I wasn't sure what to make for dinner...- Greeting Card (18130) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/anyone-getting-to-the-point-where-it-would-be-ok-if-jolene-came-and-took-your-man-greeting-card-18131 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18131-Jolene.jpg?v=1705283489 Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?- Greeting Card (18131) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/copy-of-anyone-getting-to-the-point-where-it-would-be-ok-if-jolene-came-and-took-your-man-greeting-card-18131 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18132-Champagne.jpg?v=1705283466 I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.- Greeting Card (18132) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/and-then-the-tequila-whispered-say-what-you-really-think-greeting-card-18133 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18133-tequila.jpg?v=1705282971 And then the tequila whispered, "Say what you really think".- Greeting Card (18133) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-feel-sorry-for-people-that-dont-know-us-greeting-card-18134 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18134-feelsorry.jpg?v=1705282947 I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us.- Greeting Card (18134) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-still-dont-know-what-the-wine-stopper-is-for-greeting-card-18135 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18135-WineStopper.jpg?v=1705282911 I Still Don't Know What The Wine Stopper Is For.- Greeting Card (18135) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-should-be-ashamed-of-my-behavior-to-be-clear-im-not-but-i-should-be-20204 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20204_AshamedPR.jpg?v=1719264767 I should be ashamed of my behavior. To be clear, I'm not, but I should be. (20204) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/napkin-best-friends-dont-judge-each-other-they-judge-other-people-together-20205 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20205_Judge_PR.jpg?v=1719264823 Best friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together. (20205) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/just-one-glass-away-from-telling-everyone-what-i-think-20206 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20206_OneGlassPR.jpg?v=1719264860 Just one glass away from telling everyone what I think. (20206) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/im-not-offended-by-dumb-blonde-jokes-because-i-know-i-am-not-dumb-i-also-know-that-i-am-not-blonde-dolly-parton-20207 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20207_NoDollyword.jpg?v=1721855381 "I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb. I also know that I am not blonde." (20207) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/third-wines-a-charm-20208 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20208_Charm.png?v=1713724893 Third Wine's a Charm. (20208) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/southern-belle-a-woman-who-can-tell-you-to-go-to-hell-in-such-a-manner-that-you-actually-look-forward-to-the-trip-20209 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20209_SouthernBelle.png?v=1713726228 SOUTHERN BELLE: A woman who can tell you to go to hell in such a manner that you actually look forward to the trip. (20209) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/day-dinker-20210 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20210_DayDrinkerPR.jpg?v=1719264939 Day Dinker (20210) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/im-not-offened-by-dumb-blonde-jokeks-dolly-parton 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/60001Sticker_DollyBlonde_3x3_NoDolly.png?v=1721856536 I"m not offended by dumb blonde jokes... - Stickers (60001) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/im-not-offened-by-dumb-blonde-jokes-dolly-parton-stickers-50001-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50002_ChampagneLife.jpg?v=1720808913 I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.- Stickers (60002) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/day-dinker-stickers-50003 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50003_Sticker_DayDinker_3x3_58ee907f-3d5e-4c4b-a4c4-904dfc951a80.png?v=1720724441 Day Dinker - Stickers (60003) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-feel-sorry-for-people-that-dont-know-us-stickers-50004 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50004_Sticker_KnowUs_3x3_98e953c1-9932-462e-86ed-1e978d941a08.png?v=1720725217 I Feel Sorry for People That Don't Know Us - Stickers (60004) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/some-things-are-better-left-unsaid-which-i-generally-realize-right-after-i-have-said-them-stickers-50005 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50006Sticker_LeftUnsaid_3x3_965433e6-9cac-4d73-ab14-bf2347416fb9.png?v=1720725548 Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Stickers (60006) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/stickers-50005 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50005Sticker_EnoughCredit_3x3_35bf3437-7f2f-4c68-8244-89e48af56208.png?v=1720725743 I Don't Get Nearly Credit for the Things I Manage Not to Say. - Stickers (60005) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/stickers-50007 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50007Sticker_DollyWeTrust_3x3_47c03661-6621-4928-8081-e7cf8f52f30d.png?v=1720725857 In Dolly We Trust - Stickers (60007) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/you-never-realize-how-long-a-minute-is-until-you-exercise-stickers-50008 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50008Sticker_Exercise_3x3_edc1904b-0109-4614-b24a-828a70882565.jpg?v=1720725981 You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise - Stickers (60008) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/people-who-wonder-if-the-glass-is-half-empty-or-half-full-miss-the-point-the-glass-is-refillable-stickers-50009 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50009_Sticker_Refill_3x3_6727b066-65a6-471d-b297-c98ec4a8973c.png?v=1720726121 People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable."- Stickers (60009) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/karma-is-queen-stickers-50010 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50010_Sticker_KarmaisaQueen_3x3_7a5b0180-566c-4d2d-9c8d-30c7bc2b6730.png?v=1720726348 Karma Is Queen - Stickers (60010) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/as-long-as-everything-is-exactly-the-way-i-want-it-i-am-totally-flexible-stickers-50011 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50011Sticker_Flexible_3x3_19f09d0b-97e5-46f3-96fc-6f10c0c9cc8e.png?v=1720726502 "As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It I Am Totally Flexible." - Stickers (60011) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/life-is-better-at-the-lake-stickers-50012 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50012_Sticker_BetteratLake_3x3_a451e2ea-a267-4ed2-af34-9f5839c1c698.png?v=1720726720 Life is Better at the Lake - Stickers (60012) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-meant-to-behave-but-there-were-too-many-other-options-stickers-50013 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/50013Sticker_Behave_3x3_73f549cd-20a8-4caf-97a2-9f3d869e9baa.png?v=1720727432 "I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options" - Stickers (60013) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/you-never-realize-how-long-a-minute-is-until-you-exercise-mugs-40001 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/40006_L_Coffee_Mug_Exercise_Left.jpg?v=1720822751 You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise - Coffee Mug (40006) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/coffee-mug-a-lot-going-on-at-the-moment 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/40001LCoffeeMug_ALOTGOINGON_Left.jpg?v=1720932969 A lot going on at the moment. 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(18148) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/lemonade-greeting-card-18073-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18149_MorethanFriends_d13bf5fa-2d2b-428e-8238-fe21077a1b8f.jpg?v=1765560581 You and I are more than Friends. We're like a small gang. (18149) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/you-and-i-are-more-than-friends-were-like-a-small-gang-18149-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18150_OMG_there_s2ofthem.jpg?v=1765560767 You need a friend who makes people say, "OMG, there's two of them. (18150) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/you-need-a-friend-who-makes-people-say-omg-theres-two-of-them-18150-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18151_Levelheaded.feralfriend.jpg?v=1765560854 Everybody needs level-headed friends... (18151) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/everybody-needs-level-headed-friends-18151-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18152_Wellbehavedwomen.jpg?v=1765560926 Well-behaved women rarely make history. (18152) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/well-behaved-women-rarely-make-history-18152-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18153_therapistspaidinwine.jpg?v=1765561003 Best friends are basically therapists who get paid in wine. (18153) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/best-friends-are-basically-therapists-who-get-paid-in-wine-18153-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18154_ALEXA.jpg?v=1765561045 ME: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym....(18154) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/me-alexa-remind-me-to-go-to-the-gym-18154-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18155_IndsideVoice.jpg?v=1765561134 I need to teach my facial expressions to use their inside voice. (18155) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-need-to-teach-my-facial-expressions-to-use-their-inside-voice-18155-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18156_Manonthemoon.jpg?v=1765561236 We put a man on the moon 50 years ago. Why did we stop. (18156) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/we-put-a-man-on-the-moon-50-years-ago-why-did-we-stop-18156-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18157_Queen.jpg?v=1765561313 Queen of Damn Near Everything. (18157) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/queen-of-damn-near-everything-18157-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18158_HappyBirthdayrepeart.jpg?v=1765561395 Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To You. (18158) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/happy-birthday-happy-birthday-to-you-18158-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18159_Happybirthdaytoyou.jpg?v=1765561458 Happy Birthday To You (18159) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/happy-birthday-to-you-18159-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/18160_Emergencycontact.jpg?v=1765561557 You'd be my emergency contact, but..... (18160) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/as-long-as-everything-is-exactly-the-way-i-want-it-i-am-totally-flexible-magnetic-notepad 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/30093_Flexible.jpg?v=1768691239 "As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible" Magnetic Notepad https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/as-long-as-everything-is-exactly-the-way-i-want-it-i-am-totally-flexible-magnetic-notepad-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/30094_FaceWill.jpg?v=1768692039 If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will. https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/and-then-the-tequila-whispered-say-what-you-really-think 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/30095_Tequilla.jpg?v=1768692459 And then the tequila whispered, Say what you really think. https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-need-to-teach-my-facial-expressions-how-to-use-their-inside-voices 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/30096_InsideVoices.jpg?v=1768692777 I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voices. https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-just-dont-think-at-this-age-im-meant-to-live-an-uncomfortable-life 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/30097_Uncomfortable.jpg?v=1768692935 I Just Don't Think, At This Age, I'm Meant To Live An Uncomfortable Life https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-just-dont-think-at-this-age-im-meant-to-live-an-uncomfortable-life-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/30098_Queen.jpg?v=1768693234 Queen of damn near everything. https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-need-to-teach-my-facial-expressions-20225 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20225-InsideVoice.1_07ace327-71f5-4961-953e-3d7eb2b0083c.jpg?v=1768795820 I need to teach my facial expressions...(20225) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-need-to-teach-my-facial-expressions-20225-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20223_Margaritaville.1_090161b5-99cd-440c-97dc-7887b55e4fd6.jpg?v=1768795969 I would not waste away in Margaritaville....(20223) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/not-as-mean-as-i-could-be-20226 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20226_Mean.1_3a7b31fe-0b75-4926-80d6-e3bbb0eb8d36.jpg?v=1768796229 Not as mean as I could be... (20226) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-just-dont-think-at-this-age-20224 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20224_Uncomfortable.png?v=1768796365 I Just Don't think, At This Age.....(20224) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/drink-responsibly-responsibility-is-why-i-drink-20222 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20222-DrinkResponsibly_a7d90ec3-7384-4e0a-89c3-ec9897d9d907.png?v=1768796563 Drink Responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink. (20222) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/we-put-a-man-on-the-moon-20221 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20221-ManonMoon_5e25c89a-ad50-4786-9a88-34cabdd3d0d3.png?v=1768796771 We put a man on the moon... (20221) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/to-save-time-just-list-me-under-naughty-20227 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20227_Naughty.jpg?v=1769139034 To save time just list me under naughty (20227) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/on-dasher-on-dancer-on-master-card-on-visa-20228 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20228_HomeforChristmas.jpg?v=1769139182 On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master Card, on Visa! (20228) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/ill-be-home-for-christmas-and-in-therapy-by-new-years-20229 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/HomeforChristmas.jpg?v=1769139287 I'll be home for Christmas and in therapy by New Years (20229) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/i-wish-it-was-socially-acceptable-to-say-20232 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20229-WalkAwaycopy.jpg?v=1781457606 I wish it was socially acceptable to say.. (20232) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/wine-gets-better-with-age-i-get-better-with-wine-20233 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20233-Winecopy.jpg?v=1781464055 Wine gets better with age. I get better with wine (20233) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/wine-gets-better-with-age-i-get-better-with-wine-20233-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20235-SmokingHotBody.jpg?v=1781464427 Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body (20235) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/being-cremated-is-my-last-hope-for-a-smoking-hot-body-20235-copy 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20236-ALEXA.jpg?v=1781464713 ME: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym... (20236) https://www.maryphillipsdesigns.com/products/queen-of-damn-near-everything-20237 2026-06-14T20:23:58-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/1422/files/20237-Queen.jpg?v=1781464894 Queen of damn near everything! 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