Ladies-Here's a hint. If you're up against a girl...

Because I'm the MOM! - that's why!

I don't work out. If God had intended me to bend over-He would have...

I don't know much about being a millionaire- But i'll bet i'd be darling at it.

Insanity: Grounds for divorce in some states- grounds for marriage in all.

Notepad: Ladies heres a hint...