...I suppose I'm larger than life.

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a PARTY.

A woman's work is never done.

All I really need is love...but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Behind every successful woman...

Everyone's crazy except you & me...and I'm beginning to wonder about you.

Everyone's entitled to my opinion.

Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Give a girl the right shoe and she'll conquer the world.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously...

Good shot-bad luck & hell are the five basic words...

Here's a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.