Dashing through the dough...

Does Santa Take Bribes?

I'll be home for Christmas...and in therapy by New Years.

To Save Time Just Go Ahead and List Me Under Naughty

Christmas At My House

Tis the season to be blitzened

One more Fa-La-La-La and you're outta here.

He sees you when you're eating.

On Dasher on Discover on Master Card on Visa . . .

Be Naughty- Save Santa the trip.

Holiday Cheers.

Deck the halls with lots of cocktails.