"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps...

Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out. I can usually keep the . . .

Of course I don't look busy- I did it right the first time.

Stop me before I volunteer again.

Some people dream of having a big swimming pool - with me its closets.

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it.

She with the most shoes wins

Remember stay out of the sun. It makes your skin leathery and wrinkled and old.

You cant scare me - Im a teacher.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think..

Chaos- Panic- Disorder-my job is done here.

I love a martini - but two at the most. Three I'm under the table; four i'm . .