Because I'm the Bride- that's why.

I'm not bossy- I just have better ideas.

I'm preparing dinner as fast as I can dial

If the shoe fits buy one in every color

You can't scare me I'm a teacher

Chaos Panic Disorder. My job is done here.

Because Im the MOM - Thats why!

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

I know I'm in my own little world but it's ok they know me here.

Stop me before I volunteer again.